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going home tomorrow. ill be in seattle at 12:30, someone come pick me up and take me to walk around.
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[26 Aug 2004|08:20pm] |
okay I guess you can all see my hair now.
( she's who? )
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[23 Aug 2004|05:26pm] |
me..
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[23 Aug 2004|03:42pm] |
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I might come home on sunday.
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[19 Aug 2004|02:52pm] |
17 days......the countdown has been started.
I
need
out
of
this
place
.
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| experiment two |
[12 Aug 2004|12:58am] |
operation dark hair did not go so well. I gotta get used to it and then ill post pictures.
Oh and happy fucking birthday to me, sluts.
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| Experiment One. |
[04 Aug 2004|11:23pm] |
Amazing disappearing hair trick worked well.
On to the next experiment
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[01 Aug 2004|03:59pm] |
everyone needs a giant penis.
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| The Trip to East Hampton |
[30 Jul 2004|01:20am] |
Oh how I love my weekly trips to East Hampton (aka the most boring place in the fucking world)
To start this whole trip out right. I found some nicotine patches to settle my craving for the moment. I fell down the steps. No not 'ouch i fell'. This was on wooden steps. This was more a 'oh my god my unborn child is dead, not to mention my ass is broken'. Good thing I wasn't knocked up at the time.
After that things went pretty normal, load the car, listen to her bitch, drive off into the sunset (literally). We drive for about 30 minutes and my three year old cousin has to pee. So we pull over at a gas station, she takes him to pee, come back and wants to feed her baby. So I take the three year old walking around. We're inside by the candy and some lady comes up to us (I suppose buying candy as well) and begins to tell me what pretty hair my son has, blah blah. So Im looking at this girl who seems to be strung out and have multiple stds and Im just staring at her while my cousin is talking to her. She wants to buy him a candy and I tell her its 11 oclock he can't have any. She then precedes to tell me that she's a hooker and needs chocolate to stay awake for her job. In front of a 3 year old, her morals are lower than mine. We then leave.
A little later after the kids are asleep its just my cousin and I awake. I mean...just me awake. FUCK! She fell asleep at the wheel and ran into some bushes. Someone called the cops. They came. Me and the three year old went wondering around while she talked with the pig. We came to this yard that was overflowing with lawn gnomes so, being as bored as I am, I decide to steal one. I hand it to my little cousin and put him in the car. We're about 2 minutes away from the place we ran off the road and my cousin notices what her son has in his hands. She flips on him. I pretend im clueless to the entire thing.
With 30 minutes to go in our three hour ride, my cousin decides she's going to stop and get some chocolate to stay awake. We go inside and she grabs the entire candy isle throwing it on the counter. Spending almost 80 dollars on it all. Refusing to let me drive because my license was stolen.
Finally we get here, unload, and here I am now knee deep in chocolate with a dead baby, a broken ass, a craving for a cigarette, and a lawn gnome. What an eventful night.
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[28 Jul 2004|02:05pm] |
For all of those that have been looking and wondering 'who the fuck is that amazing person who added me on LJ?' It is the most amazing person ever. Kirsten. yes yes hold your applause. no no i do not need you to grovel at my feet, just add me back.
one. I would just like you all to know just how hard I fucking rock
two. I really want to stress to you my greatness
three. I think you need to realize I am the most brilliant fucker
that ever lived
four. You cannot resist my charm
five. I have the coolest effing thing ever and no one can see it.
BACK OFF
top 5 reasons you should want in my pant
and
top 5 reasons youll never get in my pants
I love you all.
resume.
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[27 Jul 2004|02:18pm] |
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oh how cute, I have an LJ
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